Source Code to Windows 2000

[Re@PeR]

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ 

 

#include "dos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{   while(!CRASHED)
{       display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();       

}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{

        display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();        }   

}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{

      set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);   

}

/* printf("Welcome to MS-DOS"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())

else

      crash(to_dos_prompt)     else       system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);      while(something)
{        sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);     }
create_general_protection_fault();   }

[DuhbLinn]

  LOL!!! 

That was briliiant!